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Sunday, April 29, 2018

The unwelcome guest


Fanaticism always had a place in my life. When I was young, my mom would watch Reverend Price parade his pin stripe -suited self and his lively hand-waving flock all over TV. We weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons because Bart saying “don’t have a cow” was disrespectful to Marge in ways only the devil's hands could guide. We had bibles and devotional books, Jesus coloring books, and crosses made of palms, the rolling paper of the Lord.

Primarily, we attended a Calvary Chapel, a collection of poorly organized and un-funded churches known for their acceptance of bikers, derelicts, and all manner of regular sinners. Pastor Pete (there is no better name for a Pastor than “Pastor Pete”) was a medium built mustached man, full of himself and the Holy Spirit. He lived with his wife and half-dozen children in a broken house on a broken street next to the broken church building.

In the entertainment arena, Pastor Pete's kids had it worse than us: we weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons, but Pastor Pete’s kids weren’t even allowed to watch live TV. Although I'm sure he controlled what shows they could watch, it wasn't the shows themselves that were the reason for the live TV ban: it was the commercials. Pastor Pete didn’t like the negative effect they had on his children, so he pre-recorded everything they wanted to watch, dutifully making sure he didn't save the commercials. For Pastor Pete, it may have been that a desire for tinker toys could lead to a hankering for ungodly things. Or maybe it was less divine than that: maybe Pastor Pete was sick of being asked for things he couldn't afford, and wanted to kill the desire at its informational source.

At some point in time, Pastor Pete had disappeared suddenly, on the overnight. Apparently he had fled in shame after approaching a woman in the congregation and making a failed attempt to convince her to run away with him. On her decline, he ran, leaving his wife and children in the broken house. Some time later, he was welcomed back as a forgiven sinner, no different than the drug addics in his congregation.

Religions have used many weapons over the millennia, but none have worked so effectively as fear. Fear is the slow-burn chemical weapon that destroys top-down from within, wreaking havoc on the mind, the heart, the spirit. Fear was pumped from the pulpit of Calvary Chapel in clouds of poison gas disguised as hope, forgiveness, and grace. The insistence that we were harboring sins which might prove unforgivable was a fear instilled in us quietly. Vague notions like, “blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is an unforgivable sin” tossed children in the congregation (audience?) into a cloud of mystery and the fear of eternal damnation.

I am 35 years old, and there is still a nagging voice in me, daily, that I am going to spend eternity burning, then burning again, and again, and again without end, all while looking up at people in heaven swimming in pools of perfect water and riding on the backs of lions.

But then, I am also filled with a happiness and hope that I am, despite the threatening notions pressed into me when I was a child, finally in control of my own destiny; that I am free. For some reason which is odd to me, many people seem to fear nothingness after death. For me, there has never been anything that has lifted more weight from my shoulders than the thought that one day I will just power down and cease to be: no promised land to miss out on, no hell to burn in, no regrets - just The End. Just, nothing. That I am the captain of my own ship and the idea that my actions may not lead to a positive or negative reaction from some Holy Ghost hovering above me is incredibly liberating.

Make me free.
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